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Just For The Pun Of It

  • She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
  • A rubber band pistol was confiscated by an algebra teacher, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
  • No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
  • I had a dream about mufflers last night. When I woke up I was exhausted
  • E-Bay is so useless.  I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,772 matches.
  • A line to pick up a girl in algebra class:  If you were a triangle you would be acute one.
  • A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage...the photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."
  • Someone stole my mood ring, I don’t know how I feel about that.
  • I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  • Words cannot express how limited my vocabulary is.
  • Last night i went to a 24 hour grocer. When I got there the guy was locking the front door. I said "Hey, the sign says you are open 24 hours." He goes"Not in a row!"
  • They say animal behaviour can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
  • James stated “Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'.”“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome” replied the doctor. “Is it common?” James asked.  The doctor responded with “It's not unusual”.



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